February 2012
31 posts
Happy Birthday Lil Bro
You were a trooper for not ktfo before midnight. We’ll test your memory in the morning.
If humans were animal memes
laugh-addict:
Whitney Houston passed away, and all I see on the...
Media coverage has tunnel vision
January 2012
16 posts
New Philosophy
I realized that I became less of a “romantic” over the summer, which led to my discouragement to search for a relationship during college.
My previous philosophy, like that of many others, was: If you could stop looking for love, Love could start looking for you.
Over Winter Break I found myself discussing this philosophy for hours with a close friend, and we shared the frustration...
1 tag
I go into McDonalds to get a soda & there's some...
Me: You know, that could happen to any one of us. You don't belong making fun of someone like that, what's wrong with you?
Girl: God gave me a mouth to speak & I'm gonna use it.
Me: Well, God gave you a mouth to eat too, but you abused that privilege.
Girl: -Speechless-
Me: Oh, & you might wanna wipe that ketchup off of your chin.
Girl: -Goes to wipe chin-
Me: No, your other chin.
2012 Resolutions
A bit late, but just so I remember:
1. Achieve at least a 3.0 GPA each quarter
2. Spend at least 1 hour in Powell Library reading assignments and reviewing lecture notes daily
3. Text a different person you haven’t heard from in a long time daily
4. Find a job, apply for Residential Assistant position
5. Finish resume by end of Winter Quarter
6. Watch at least 1 new movie per...
December 2011
30 posts
